Tue public, are asked to wear their gas masks during Edmonton's next A.R.P. exercises.
A local statistician has estimated that 241 local funsters will seize the opportunity of approaching their masked acquaintances with the waggish remark—"Hullo old man, why haven't you got your mask on?"
He has not yet decided how far the knocked-out funsters would reach if laid end to end. ce Wheel and Woe Tur latest cure for the servant problem is to let your servant join the domestic cycling club.—News Item.
My cook has gone out on her cycle, My cook has gone out on the spree,
club.
Ses taken my grub to share out with the Oh, bring back my cockle to me! Bring back, bring back, Bring back my cockle to me, to me. I'm all for these sports but she's wearing my shorts, So bring back my cockle to me!
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