Music Teacher: "Now, Freddy, 1 want you to learn a new song this morning called, "Oh, to be happy! Oh, to be fr Freddy, I think Molly ought to sing that, Miss Brown. I'm four; she's free."
Economy Tue farmer had fallen into the well Treading water vigorously, he shouted for his wife.
"Wait a minute," he said, "What's the time?"
"Eleven-thirty,"
"Then bide a wee. I' swim roon' till their dinner-time."
Tooter Mas, Rita Dubow got a ticket to appear in the Chicago Traffic Court because her 21-months-old son went on a tooting spree.
Mrs. Dutow parked her car and went into a bank, leaving the child in the machine. When she returned, Policeman Fred Kemper was there, and she quoted him as saying:
"See here, lady. This baby tooted his horn at me. It's a violation of Section 58 of the City Code. He made unnecessary noise and TU have to give him a ticket."
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