Visitor "Wert, and how did they treat you in London?" Jock was asked, on H return to Aberdeen, "Reluctantly," he replied.
Slip of the Tongue Or" Lady (despondent); "I shall not be a nuisance to you much long-
Relative: "Don't be you know you will" silly, Auntie, Musical A LADY who lived at Broadstairs Had a passion for musical chairs; But her husband, a curate, Could hardly endure it, As he had to pay for repair Cautious Mrs, McTavish (to sick husband):
."Sandy MeGrabbe has called. Can he some up and see you? 8 Mr, MeTavish: "Ay, but you'd better put the graves awa' first."
Gifts HEAR you advertised for a wife. Any, replies?"
"Yes, hundreds of them,"
"Good, what did they say?"
"They -all said, You can have mine'.
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