SoMALISM—You have two cows; you give one to your neighbour.
Communism—You have two cows and give both to the government and the government gives you the milk, Foscism—You keep both cows and give the milk to the government and the government ells part of it back to you.
New Dealism—The government shoots one cow, milks the other and pours the milk down the sewer.
Those Good Old Nursery Rhymes Lirtte Jack Horner, Sat in a corner, Eating a Christmas pie, He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plum.
Ant said, hell I thought it was apple Mary had a little lamb, Its fence was white as snow, Everywhere that Mary went, She took a bus Humpty, Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty, Dumpty had a fall, All the king's horses and all the king's men Had egg-noggs for breakfast Mary Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow? Silver bells and cockle-shells, And the rest haven't come up yet No Credit Aw Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman net in sorrow at the funeral of their friend, ow, Each of them had owed the Jew £5 for bet they had lost just before his death, ani ìs a token of their affection and respect they lad decided to place the money in his coffin. The Englishman entered the room first, and with a sense of the solemnity of the occasion trong upon him, placed a £5 note beside hi lend friend. The Irishman, with bowed head, allowed suit, The Scotsman seemed to be wavering in his commendable purpose, but at compelling glance from his twp friends he, Ao, entered the room. After a few moments e returned, visibly brighter.
'Aye, he was a ground mon, an' never be it aid that I begrudged him the money," he said. The Englishman sighed sertimentally. "He. will be laid to rest with our three five-pound otes beside him," he murmured.
"Weel now, I wouldnae rightly say than," lemurred the Scot. "Ye see, I hadnae the nancy in ma pocket, so I just made him oot for £15 and took your two notes for
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