THE widow who had married well again had sent her son to the very best school and she soon asked him how he was getting on.
"We are studying the position of molecules now," he explained.
"Well, I hope you get on all right with it. Your late father could never keep his in his eye."
Squared Circle TEACHER (to class): "Now, children, I want you all to draw a ring."
All the children did so except Tommy, who drew a square.
"Tommy," said the teacher, "I told you to draw a ring, and you have drawn a square. Why?"
"Well, "explained mines a boxing ring, Tommy.
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