AT the camp concert it was Sandy's turn to Eive a bagpipes solo.
He did so, and when the applause had died down a voice from the back shouted, "Give us 'Annie Laurie' now, Sandy"
Plaintively, Sandy answered, "What, all over again?"
Too Many Turns "AND how do you like life in the Navy?" a young cadet was asked. "Quite a few turns to get used to, aren't there?"
"You're right" was the answer. "At night you turn in, and just as you are about to turn ower somebody turns up, and shouts, Turn Private Blackout Dunne a night A.R.P. rehearsal one of our ambulance drivers returned to our warden's Post with a badly cut head and face.
"What's happened to you, for goodness' sake?" we asked him.
"Oh, weill" he moaned, "I ran into one of those blinking shadow factories.
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