No matter how kind-hearted or sympathetic a person is, if you push "em too far, they'll turn on you eventually, I know a conceited actor who was engaged to a girl and when he heard rumors that she was running' round with another folia, he just laughed it off because he knew if he broke off the engagement, it would break the poor girl's heart.
Finaly one day the girl married ihe other folia and she invited this actor to the wedding' After the ^weddin', when the friends of the girl were -congratulatin' her, the actor stepped up to her and he says, "Martha, I hate to tell you this, but this is the last straw! We're through!"—By Bob Burns.
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