Owe Sunday my daughter—a mother stated—was going to visit her boy friend's people. On leaving she usually calls out "Cheerio, everyoner" "But on this occasion she came' in and kissed me very firmly on the check.
Twas thinking how nice it was of her; when back and, surveying me, said, "I 1 Just wanted to see i my lipstick came Congratulations.
Satimt returned to his club looking brown and ft after his holiday, "Hello! my dear fellow," said a friend, "you're looking the picture of health."
"That's right," Smith said complacently, gained eight stones while I wes away."
There was a gasp of unbelief. and then one member said "But eight stones..-.why, man, its impossible.
"Not ut al," chuckled Smith, "if you care to look round at our flat one evening Til introduce you to her.
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