The Archive · 1939

Daddy's Car

"Do you know who I am?" asked the elderly lady of her chauffeur's little son.

"es, I know all right," replied the small boy. "You're the old lady that runs about in my daddy's car."

Out of Luck 3 "Is Mr. Jones in?" asked the caller.

"Yes, he is," admitted the lady of the, house.

"That's grand," said the visitor. "Perhaps I can collect the money he owes me?"

"You'll be lucky," replied Mrs. Jones, with a scornful smile. "If my husband had any money, he wouldn't be in."

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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