A WORKMAN who was carrying a grandfather clock down the road had the misfortune to knock down a Colonel walking in the opposite direction. "Good gracious man," said the Colonel, picking himself up, "Why the dickens don't you wear a wrist watch."
Terrific div A Jew was telling another Jew about Hitler's funeral. "They buried him, Ikey, and then they dug him up again. Then they buried him again and then they dug him up again. Then......" "Hold on," answered Ikey, "Vy did they keep on like that?" "Ah! They had to! The applause was terrific."
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