Tıme: What do the inmates think of the new asylum?
Keeper: They just rave over it, "Sob Stuff"
"Tve no money on me," said the man to bully who had waylaid him in the dark lan "and my watch has only'a sentimental value.'
"Hand it over," said the tough. "I feel a good cry, any:
Cold Feet Tue process of thinking," we are told, the blood from the feet to the head." plains, perhaps, why in so many cases, think twice about a proposition, you get ject.
Mutual Defence Tue woman was applying for a separation, "Your Lordship," she said; "he broke every dish in the house over my head, and treated cruelly."
"Did your husband apologize or express judge. regret for his actions at the time?" asked the
"No, your Lordship; the ambulañce took him away before he could speak to me."
Dual Stutterers 5 A Maw who was a stranger to the town approached a small boy and said:
"S-s-s-sonny, c-c-could y-you t-t-tell m-m-me the w-w-way to the s-s-station?"
For no apparent reason, the lad didn't answer, but took to his heels and bolted up the road like a champion sprinted.
Later, a man who had witnessed the incident stopped the boy and asked:
"What made you behave like that?"
The boy answered, defiantly:
"Th-think I w-w-wanted a th-th-thigle. ear?!"
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