Duntwe a Scripture lesson, the teacher had been explaining about "turning the other check." At the end, she said to one of her pupils, who happened to be the son of a professional pugilist: "Now whey would you do, Billy, if Tommy struck you on the right check?"
said Billy, grinning at Tommy. "Why, 'Miss, Ta feint with the right, jab im under the jaw with the left, tap is claret, black is peepers, put the arf-Nelson on im, an' sel is remains for cats' meat."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.