Huseaxp; "I have only one button on my coat."
Wife: "Yes, it does look bad, doesn't it? Cut it off."
How Odd The doctor put a thermometer in the sweet young things mouth.
"Thank you" she said, "Have you a match Too Many Brown of Chicago ut two old petrol tins to a motor firm with a sarcastic note: "Please make one of your famous cars from these."
The next day a car was delivered with the reply: "What are we to do with the other tin?"
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