That Depends I see they are now manufacturing asbestos shingles which will not burn," said the teaches "Well, I don't know about their not burning, said the boy reflectively. "I guess it will depend how they are used."
Reaction A SMALL boy walked into a beauty parlour and said: "Are you the man who lifted my mother's face last week?"
"Yes," replied the beauty expert, "Why?"
"Well, you'd better come home and lift dad's face now. He's just received your bill"
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