Tue country doctor stopped to watch a performing dog in the street and said to its owner: "How do you train it? I can't teach my dog a single trick."
The owner, with an innocent face, replied: "All you have to do is know more than th dog, and...."
Marquis of Queensberry "I DISAPPROVE of all brutal sports, prize fighting, angling...." ood Heavens! How can you name those two sports in the same breath?"
"Why not?" Isn't it the object of both pugilist and angler to land a hook in the jaw?"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.