THE morbid-looking man entered, the pets' stores. "I shall be sending my mother-in-law along with the dog tomorrow to be poisoned.
"Certainly, sir," replied the assistant. "Wu the dog be able to find its way home?"
5 Any Smaller Hersert: Who was the smallest man in history, Jasper: Im ignorant, who?
Herbert: The Roman soldier who went to sleep on his watch, tk Proof "Now, sir, you can hear the watch ticking. Are you satisfied that it is in the handkerchief?" asked the conjurer. E "More than satisfied," was the reply, "The watch I gave you hasn't gone for six months," a is rel Mistaken Identity "I meat a cuckoo yesterday."
"Nonsense, it's too early for cuckoos,"
"But I'm sure I heard one,"
"Then it must have been a two-legged cuckoo,"
"Oh, no, it wasn't."
Addition Tue guest was leaving the hotel, and on checking, his bill found he had been overcharged, He went to the manager and pointed out that he had made a mistake of seven shillings in his addition.
"So I have, sit," said the manager apologetic cally, "I'm afraid I'm a bad adder."
"I should say you are," replied the guest, "but you're"not going to sting me!" cee No Humour A CORRESPONDENT in "The Times" tells the following story of the old horse-bus days in London The driver of an old "John Bull" express bus, when held up in a temporary jam one day near ihe Old Bailey, took out of his pocket a small piece of string that he dangled towards the driver of another "John Bull" bus going in the opposite direction.
This called forth quite unparlibmentéry language, when my driver turned to me and said, "E asn't any umour; is father was langod,"
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