Lirrut Bobby wanted to do some carpentering work, and asked fora hammer, Mother was sorry, but firm, "No, Bobby." she said, "you cannot have the hammer to play with} you will hurt your Angers."
Oh, no, I shan't;" replied the young hopeful, Betty Is going to hold the nail for me."
What a Hope a Tux Devonshire village of Hope has a cinema, was opened only recently—but it claims to "|be the oldest picture-house in the world, 'Absurd? 1 don't know. You sec, the cinema building is a thatched barn that goes back to the "sixteenth century, and which was a. smugglers' rendezvous.
it's been in the picture for a long time, He'd Make It 'THE manager of a cinema was interviewing applicant for the position of attendant. After shing the routine type of questions he" Anally asked lin would you do in ete of fre In the Oh" said the man cheery, "don't you worry about me. Td soon get, out What She's Missed Ins. Matilda Gullle, of Sark, Channel Islands, [Is 91. Last time she was away from Sark was 40 years agomfor a She has never seen a film, a ear, or an acroplane. She's never been photographed. Shoe ever used the telephone "What hav ideal she asks ple from living 10 bed nee few Hire things that Keep other peo Drink More Coffee You know what Marke Twain said to the ship's steward: "ft this 4s coffee bring mo teas If its ten, bring me coftes."
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