Nornwguaw husband: I wish my wife's tongue was like a clock—it would stop sometimes.
Woman at Tottenham: My husband offered to send me a £1 a week, and he kept it until the time came for the first payment.
Witness: I have never seen the man quarrel with his wife. but I have seen some mighty queer looks exchanged between them.
Counsel Why do you blame your husband for the failure of his business?
Woman: Well, he had a grudge against me, and he took it out on his business friends.
Wife at Willesden: My husband told me he was going to a football match when he went out at 115 p.m. It must have been a long game, as he did not come back until midnight.
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