The Archive · 1939

Hard Times

Asaican gangsters are of so fluent as they used tobe. "One undartands the are can cheiptt riy and" algo have' ther aus potched after anocting from the ste throwing them away. ec isoed Solved a the teacher' asked the class what yin they Tum is the story of the child who, wh

wouit ike to sing. replied, "The one about the" lo" boy "who pinched. the: old' mont fwateh" hie turned Gut to. be Hushed was the evening hymn, The' priest of rac sit His Watch the Temple eh, The Hitle Levite, nent Both Ways 2 conductor, ooking, across the rotely saw'@ man A wosoox bus had just stopped_and th

awaiting. bus going in the other direction. Ne was evidently a: musician, as he was holeing harp with one hand. In the other hands howe lever, he had'a"new garden" spad "Ti," Bil bawled the conductor to. the enver, "Look at thie bloke buck "mse Bishop's Philosophy One: is not Impressed by two of the dangers" lot marriage which Bishop Davis, of 'Buffalo, RIX. advances, They' are "the' search for Pleasure" and the question of money."

The Bishop is. too nive, too nicky, too analytical. "suffices to say that the danger or marriage is marriage.

Just as you are content to know that the danger Of Ife springs from birth, Municipal Entr'Act Two ostriches were walking across the Jdcsert, talking of this and that, when they' heard' rapid footsteps behind them, Suspeeting danger, they stopped at once, and buried their heads inthe sand.

'A few seconds later, a third ostrich, to whom the rapid footsteps belonged, overtook them and Jwent on his way looking extremely puzzled, "Extraordinary! he murmured. "Most, extraordinary! I could have sworn 1 saw couple of ostriches."

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