A LAWYER, who was at a funeral service, was joined by a friend just before one of the clergy began the address. His friend inquired in a whisper what part of the service had been reached. The lawyer indicated the position of the clergyman, and whispered back: "He's just opening for the defence."
PP Witty Sayings A ChANK is a little thing that makes revolutions.
London is like Hell—smoky and populous.
The oftener you look back, the quicker you won't get there.
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