Bury: Dad, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's neck, slips down underneath, catches hold of his tail and finishes up on his back!
Dad: That's easy.
I did that the frst time I rode a horse.
Married Men's Troubles Ir was married men's night at the revival meeting. "Let all you husband who have troubles on your mind, stand up!" shouted the preacher. Instantly every man in the church rose except one. "Ah!" exclaimed the preacher, peering out at this lone individual, "you are one in a million:
"It ain't that," piped back this one helplessly, as the rest of the congregation gazed suspiciously at him, "I can't get up—I'm paralyzed."
Wishing Him Luck Accorpinc to a diplomatic correspondent, Downing Street thinks that the task of Lord Runciman, as mediator between the Czechoslovak Government and the Sudeten German Party, is only just beginning.
This seems to have the makings of a bedtime story for the Cabinet, "There was runciman called Runciman," says the Prime Minister genially. "He went to Czechoslovakia and lived there happily ever after something.
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