Motuer: "No Tommy, for the third time I tell you that you cannot have any more dessert."
Tommy: "All right, but I don't see where dad gets the idea that you're always changing your mind."
Court Stories Poutce courts provide a fund of stories now: adays, of which the following are a few. Said one man: "I lie my wife to keep the house clean but you can have too much of a good thing. If she was in the trenches shed want to polish the barbed wire."
Said another: "That day I came home for the first time in my battle uniform. But a suit of armour would be no protection against my wife, She started at me again."
Then a woman said "My husband never tells me anything. He might be in the Ministry of Information for all I can get out of him,"
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If the smell resembles pear drops, then you'd better not delay; It's not father sucking toffee, it's that ruddy
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