Tur old man had watched the motorist working in vain on his car for about an hour.
"What are you gazing at?" asked the irate motorist, "Is this the first motor car you have ever seen'
"No," was the dry repl. but it's v like st, Long, Long Time A MAN went into a restaurant the other day and asked for a rump steak. It came but it was very small and he told the waiter what he thought of it. "This won't make much of meal," the customer said. "Oy yes it will sir, said the waiter, "it will take you a long, lon time to eat Fair Enough A voUxcstER who was very good at arithmetic was given the following problem by his uncle "If a man buys something r 8'Gd. and sells it for 6/8d. does he ga. or lose on the whole deal?" The boy th lit for a long ne and then he said "Well hi gains on the per ies but loses on the shillings, Identical An Aberdonian received a letter from his rich aunt asking him to send his twin boys to her for a week's holiday, as s had never seen them, She enclosed a five pound note to cover their railway fares. A few days later, a boy presented himself at her door. He handed a note which read:—
Dear Agnes, Here is young Donald, one of the twins. The other is exactly the same."
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