Aw assistant in the Post Office was trying A explain something to a slightly-deaf old lady.
A red-faced man dashed in and demanded a stamp. The assistant looked at him, then continued with the lady. "I say," the man shouted, "Ive a train to catch."
The clerk turned to him and said quietly, "Did you say you had a train to catch?"
"I did" came the reply.
"Well" the clerk continued, "its a railway station you want not a Post Office.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.