Couxsz: Have you ever been in trouble "afore?
Defendant: Not since I left school, Rate collector: How are you living?
Defaulter: I am living on nothing and walking on air.
Solicitor: Why did you of stop? The policeman held up his hend, Motorist: I thought he was calling for order, there were a lot of women shoppers about.
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Perfect Wife "IN fact, I have been the pi Woman witness at a police court.
Into the pond of world affairs e is cast which makes a splash n from her heart declares That she's beyond the worth of cash able, always sought, he ought s a wasted lite. the paragon was placed "With one whose love she could not keep And at this tragedy of waste Millions of perfect husbands weep.
Forecasts for the Year Looxixc through the bottom of another up-med glass your Old Moore Gubbins saw:—
A snowstorm in June, a hailstorm in August, a heat-wave in November, Three hundred wet days, mostly in the summer, rainless days in September. Farmers com-n bitterly of drought. Warning from the politan Water Board telling citizens not to More and more ancient cle girl. men marrying young More and more young girls marrying ancient clergymen.
The average number of film actresses divorcing their husbands because they don't look so good before breakfast. the average number of film actors divorcing their wives for the same reason, About the middle of Jam kitten: y the Cat having About the middle of April the Cat having more kittens, About the middle of July Sally the Cat having still more kitten:
About the middle of October Sally the Cat still having kitte stras:
Sally the Cat having kittens—"Sunday
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