Visitors to the house im the day-time made so much noise that the night nurse could not et. sufficient sleep.
One day she mentioned this to the doctor, who wrote a large notice bearing the words, Please remember the night nurse," and placed on the hall table, Next evening when she came on duty, she found underneath the notice a shilling, a sixpence, and 9 few coppers Dotted Ar i school inspection some of the boys found a difficulty in the correct placing of the letters i" and "e" in such words ax "believe land "receive." Noticing this, the inspector said Dblandly: "My boys, 1 will give you an infallible rule, one 1 invariably use myself."
The pupils were all attention, and even the master" pricked "up his cars. "The inspector continued: "It is simply this—write 1" and et exsetly ale and put the tin the mide fever them, Her Reply "Gomnc to the dogs' ix ax much a ritual with thousands in Johannesburg as it Is with Edin burgh crowds.
One South African optimist Jearnt not to wut his trust*in greyhounds. He was given "hot" tip for the double, and decided 10 his week's wayes, Unfortunately, another dog arrived before his did, and he had nothing to take home ay a sign of his industry.
Next day. he took a packet of sandwiches for lunch.
Twelve o'clock arrived, and he iches. Hungry after a tong big. bite and found His wi wich relish.
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