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Well, the other day a pal said to Roland, "How old is your mother?"
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From "The Life and Letters of Walter Hines Page": Winston Churchill once took a very conservative lady to dinner. The kind of woman Who wears a monocle on her spirit During dinner she suddenly said: "Mr. Churchill I must tell you I don't like your politics, You may say that it is simply a matter of personal taste with me, just as I might not like—well, Our lips."
"I see no reason," replied the First Lord of the Admiralty, "why you should come in contact with either."
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