Farman; "It T give my. daughter, a large Jdowry what can you give in return?"
Suitor: "A receipt The New Economies Points in Dr. Walther Funk's programme: Extension of short term debts beyond the date Jof maturity, and payment of present debts by the next generation. The country ix im ugent need of exports. lp. 17 The Bund.
Dear sir, We are enclosing an account for $240 which we should be obliged if you could settle at your earliest convenience.
Yours faithfully, Coparlace Hotel Lid.
Coparlace Hotel Lid.
Dear sirs, Tam in receipt of your favour (favour is {good when you are wanting dollars two cents forty only from me, isn't 1%?) of yesterday's date and beg to state that I have become a convert to the new economy as enunciated by. Dr, Walther Funk, and propose to extend my short term debis beyond the date of maturity, the circumstances, therefore, 1 cannot pay your bill at present, and. remain, Yours cordially, PS, Tent it queer name with how Dr. Funk spells his Dt. 17 The Bund.
Dear sir, We are enclosing @ duplicate account for your bill of $240, and must ask you for immediate settlement.
Yours faithfully, Caparlace Hotel Lid, [Capariace Hotel Lid.
Dear sir, You don't seem to have yot the point of my etter of yesterday's date, which was that. Ihave extended the short term credit previously enjoyed from you Into a long term eredit—how ong must, of course depend upon the variations lof the exchange. This is, it must be admitted, largely experimental form of economies, but 1 trust "that you will ce-operate in order to Jensure that the experiment is a success.
Yours experimentally, PS, Your letter wax not as cordially worded Jas i could wish. What beautiful bar maids yo.
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