The Archive · 1939

In Parenthesis His Own Fault

"Dap says you're a self-made man,"

"That's quite right," said the visitor.

Well, what did you make yourself like that for?

Anniversary cave up smoking and drinking 25 years ago to-day."

"Well, now, that's very odd."

What's" oda "Us my silver wedding this month, too."

Ignorance "Hoc-cases? What are they?" asked Mr. Jus-{ice Oliver in the King's Bench Division recent "Sausage skins" replied counsel, "the frm ports them from Chin Heavy Bae A comuesronsent came seress the following ted philosophy" in the course of his reading "Atler winning a woman's hand a man some= times finds himself under her thumb,"

Shave, Or No Rustus had returned to the house eatlisr than usual, and a male friend of his wife' had hidden as' best he could under the On Jentering the room Hastus looked slowly round, and then felt In his pocket, producing a wicked= looking razor, "What you gain' to do, Rastus? eried his wife, in great agitation Raslus looked at her grimly, "Wal." he said, il dem feet sticking' out dere don't' belong. t3 nobody, 1 is gain' to shave."

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