Lord Erskine was once reproached for his inveterate habit of punning, He was told that punning was the lowest form of wit, "That, rue." he said, "and puns are therefore the foundation of all wit", Problematical 'A youe man invited friend of his home. in" order to met she a blonde or a. brunette?" friend. "I don't "know," was the reply, "he's gone io the hairdresser this afternoon"
Landlords Rerranwe to "Billeting: Problems;" which appeared in Sunday's Clubman's. Notes, wherein It'was intimated that ranks billeted with elvile finns. sometimes had troubles with landladies recording a bath, a local correspondent writes, "My own comment Is that the landlords may Ihave something to say."
Troubles Arren the funeral the widower was being Ineloed to some whisky.
"Shall T put some water in i?" asked his "Water?" said the bereaved one, "Haven't got enough trouble as it 1s?"
Deceased Cuamman of Means Test Committee: "You rein fodgings and receive 18s, 3d. per week. Don't you think you would be better off with 'SWhere are they?
"Dead!" Fas one Still Waiting Tue man walked angrily into the booterepalrrepaired while you wait'—and week and not finished "em "yet."
"Well," "replied "the boot-mender, "you're waiting', aren't you?'
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