The Improbables, headed by none than that wizard of the Ink, David Zentner, will endeavour to wreak mayhem on the no less stalwart Impossibles, under the cunning generalship of Major Hoople, alias Abe (Yogi) Frank, who has been so unfortunate this season in picking his predictions out of a hat.
While there may be a few Doubt. ing Thomases who are somewhat sceptical as to the final result, the legions of the Fourth Estate are ceftain to treat their followers and the selection committee to an interesting—to say the least of it—exhibition of the game.
Although the standard of soccer may mot exactly qualify in the "scintillating" variety, it is more than probable that several new angles will be exploited in a manner that will surely be an eye-opener to all those who foundly imagine that they know all the "ins" and "outs" of football which is putting it mildly.
All Pressmen selected for playing sre requested to turn out at the Pace Course this afternoon—if they can possibly tear themselves away from their work. Time, 4 pin. Ground, R.G.1 or thereabouts.
Among the heroes who will be on hand today are:—
"Vie" Sehneierson, C. E. M. Brown, T. Butler, L, Stagge, D. Zentner, S. T.
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