The Archive · 1940

PARENTHESIS

"Tommy, translate Rex Fugit." "The king flees."

"You should use has' in translating the perfect tense"

Tommy: "The king has fleas."

8 Courting Rivals Wuen Gibbon, the historian, was courting Lady Elizabeth Foster, he had as a rival a famous doctor. On one occasion, the doctor became tired of Gibbon monopolizing the conversation, and said:

"When you have made Lady Elizabeth ill with your nonsense, I will cure her."

"When Lady Elizabeth is dead from your prescriptions," flashed back Gibbon, "I will imimortalize ber.

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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