Mactstnare: Have you been a chauffeur long? Man: Ever since the horse was sacked.
Motorist: I said to the P.C., "Lovely weather, and he replied that it was a nice day for a summons.
Woman: My husband wrote asking me to Come back. He said he was fed up with "flat" life, as the lift was not working.
Witness, asked at Shoreditch County Court if he kept a diary to record his engagements: Good heaven, no! Iam a busy man.
Messenger Boy: I came to a pedestrian crossing, and I thought, well here's a chance to hang my time out a bit, and so I pulled my bicycle to the kerbside.
Husband: I drew all my money out of the bank and placed it in my wife's account. She drew all the money out of the bank and put it in my account. We were real friends in those lays.
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