Munk: "My history r is the mean man I know Father: "How is that?"
Willie: "He borrows my pen his pencil to give me bad ma nife to sharpen Oddments It's a funny thing, but the horsey type of girl never seems to get a groom.
"Im sick of marriage "Well. why not get a divorce?" "Oh, I'm sick of that, too."
"I'M a ran who's never tasted liquor: *Gosh, haven't you ever tasted anything with ick behind it?
"Oh, ves. I've tasted. lipstick."
Manager: That angel you found terribly nervous about the show.
Producer: Buck up! It won't last Manager: That's why he's so nervous.
Hunsy: I don't owe a cent and I can look y man and woman straight in the e; Don't let me catch you looking every woman straight in the eyes!
My husband got sentenced to 60 days in jail and tomorrow I'm going down to see the judge.'
"To try to get him to shorten the sentence?
"No, to try to get him to lengthen Fimsr Chorine: The censor was furious with anger when he inspected my costume.
Second Chorine: Heavens! what had he expected?
First Chorine: Me to be in it.
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