The Archive · 1941

Monk Lectures Pig

"Having learnt of these facts. the grieved wife of a certain manager. [who was in jail in connection with certain case, expressed willing ne: to donate a sum of money to this organization to set the pig free so that her husband might be redeemed thereby. On the same day she made the vow, her husband was released.

"The next day a party, include a monk named Chun Tzu. from thi spy, must be able to hiss rather than Society called at the prison to speak the words and look sinister.|"edeem the pig.

In refusing. the Apply F.P.P.A. Unity c/o Oppenheim, Warden. Mr.

Chow Shih-yuan. said Sax Rohmer & Buchans.

Cold Speli that he was going to take care of Little Britain, E.C.13' He the pig as long as he remained in applied complete with false Xace, is Post, He added that he would present the pig to the society when false beard and false teeth and got the he was relieved of his post. job at £1,000 per week and his beer money. After about 50 years it got "At their request, the party was on his nerves to be shot in the Tower n to see the pig. After ex-twice nightly every day for a month ing the purpose of their visit.: t a time especially when during ihe monk then lectured the pig on waves of economy when a Labour ihe teaching of Buddha. The pig Government held office he was shot whined as if it was deeply moved Jat dawn' to save the cost of his and grateful. One of he visitors breakfast. He was really a sort of took a handkerchief and wiped the double crosser 3 home and 2 away. eyes of the pig with it. at the same Mus AE as ut cep thee a 104 ready an incarnation of Buddha. time praying thi ug "If you are Service Uniform with medals on the back which makes the wearer seem to advance while actually retreating."

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