Eye, Eye, Sergeant Saw the sergeant, trying to impress some recruits; "Now then, when I ses 'Eyes right," you must flash yer eyes in that direction, and when I ses 'As you was,' I expect to hear yer eyes snap back with a click, The M. O, Passed Out Tue Medical Officer stared in amazement at the protruding teeth of the would-be soldier.
"Good heavens, man!" he said, "I can't pass you with those teeth, "Why not?" asked the surprised youth, "You passed my brother Bill with them yesterday."
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