A NEGRO stoker was erossing the ocean for the first time. He came up on deck to get a breath of air. Looking out on the water, he said in disgruntled tones: "Why, we is right whar we wuz this time yesterday!"
Delicate "Dm you hear about the delicate hint Mr. Síaylate got last night?"
"No; what was if?
"Well. Edith found that looking at the clock and other familiar devices were of no avail; so she asked for some refreshments, and her mother sent in a dish of breakfast food."
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