AN Army man was having difficulty in trying to coax two mules up a gang plank to a ship.
Just when his patience was exhausted, and he was letting off a stream of profanity, a curate came on the scene, and asked if he could be of any help.
The soldier, taking stock of the newcomer, and then of his fractious charges, said, "Yes. Can you tell me how Noah got two of these blue pencil perishers into the Ark?"
Oddments Many a man looks down at the hoti, just because there's a trim ankle above it.
What the modern couple want to do is marry in haste and pay. rent at leisure.
Lis: And how did you know I own a yacht, by the roll in my walk?
She: Oh, no, by the roll in your wallet.
She: I was terribly weary after our date last night.
He: Dancing, ch?
She: No, wrestling with my conscience.
Blonde: Judy's boy friend is giving her a new fur-coat, something to harmonize with her personality.
Brunette: Grand! She looks so well in skunk.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.