Doctor: "You cough easier this morning."
Weary Patie: "I ought to; I've been practise ing all night."
One Thing at a Time "Look here, Teddy. I wish you would at work." m not working, I'm only whistling!"
Peculiar "SoME people are funny," mused the man in the bar. "I know a man who hadn't kissed his wife for ten years. Then he goes and shoots a fellow who did."
Right Boy Gotrer: "Now, I want a boy who can count, Are you good at arithmetic?"
"Yes, sir."
"All right, what's three, six and five?"
"That makes ten, sir.
"Come on! You'll do!
Loan of Bats Tue village boys had decided to start a cricket team, and one of their number wrote to the curate to ask his support.
This is how his letter ended:—"And we should be very pleased, sir, if we could have a loan of the bats that the blacksmith says you have in the belt Eights are Trumps Tue small Cockneys were having a lesson in arithmetic.
"For instance," said the teacher. "If I cut a potato in halves I get two parts.
"If I cut again, I get four parts."
The class was beginning to take interest.
"Now, if I cut again what shall I get?" asked the teacher.
A hand shot up. "Well "Chips," was the answ queried the teacher.
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