"AND what are your parents?" asked the re-cruising sergeant.
"They're in the iron and steel business swered the recruit. s of industry, eh?"
hardly that, sir, Mother irons and father steals."
Boxing the Compass Saty, the new land girl, was a late riser.
Farmer decided to offer advice.
You should do as I do," he said. "When the Ys rays peep into my bedroom window I jump up at once."
"So do I," said Sally, "but my window faces west,"
-agnosis Tue road hog was lying semi-conscious in the hospital.
"How is he this morning?" inquired the doctor.
"Oh!" said the nurse, "He keeps putting out his right arm,"
"Ah!" replied the doctor, "He's turning the corner!"
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