DAUGHTER: Yes Ive graduated, but now I must inform myself in psychology philosophy, ibli—
Practical Mother: Stop! I have arranged for you a thorough course in roastology, boilology, stitchology, darnology, pathology, and general domestic hustleology, Now get on your working clothesology, Quandary Tue very jovial gentleman left this club happy but dazed.
On his way home in the blackout he ran against some vertical iron rods protecting a tree trunk.
He made a tour round four times, carefully holding to one rod until he had a firm grasp of the next, At last he stopped, and despairingly said: "Gosh, Pin locked in,"
Oddments ExPECTANT mother (U.SAJ is told she may have Quins.
You might have thought this news would share the front page with the Finns.
But Fleet.street scribes just shake their heads and mutter "What a borel—"Five blinking' babies? What good's that?—It's all been Dionne before."
All reports say roads are full of people out on bikes.
A tandem (I have noticed)
Missus likes. is the kind the It has one crowning virtue, as we harassed husbands find—
At least we can be certain that our troubles are behind.
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