(Dr. Goebbels, Nazi Propaganda Chief, still continues his allegations about British Naval losses.)
Im the Voice of Veracity, King of the Air, The nations believe What I choose to declare.
For, as I always tell Our Publicity Boys—A thing must be true If you make enough noise.
We've sunk the Repulse, The Renown, and the Hood. 1t not, then some like em And ten times as good. "Twas a brave Nazi airman, Aloft in the dark, Who shot Noah's pigeon And sank Noah's Ark.
My theory's simple, Delightfully bold—A fact is a view That the Aryans hold! But sometimes I talk To myself—and I grieve—For the things that I tell Me I cannot believe!
(From the London Press)
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.