The Archive · 1923

The Worst 18 Yet to Come

Thwarted along that line the officious optimist began to scatter sunshine with a few of the best oracular sayings. "But it is sure to clear off soon," she beamed, "it's always darkest just before dawn, and anyway, behind the clouds the sun still shines." (Grumble from audience: Fat lot of good that does us!"') ''Then, too, it's a long lane that has no turning and every cloud has a silver lining. Just think how much worse it might be. Suppose it were sunny and hot instead of rainy and muggy. Sup-bey ssu enn all dried up in enough of this lovely Steaks eking! Why I simply can't

moisture Upon this the worm of an audience turned.and kindly but firmly escorted her through the gently falling rain to the refresh-

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