s|To the Editor of the "Nonrn-Cuiwa Day News."
Sm—"A wife asked her husband to copy the radio recipe one morning. The husband got two stations once. One was radio-casting morning exercises and the other the daily menu, This is what he got: 'Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on shoulders, raise knees, and depress toes, and' wash thoroughly in one-half cup of milk, In four counts raise the lower legs and mash two hard-boiled eggs in a sieve, Reprat six times, Ink halt pon of baking powder and one Jeup of flour; breathe naturally and exhale and sift. Attention, jump to squatting position. Stretch lemon extract backward, forward, over head and in four counts make a stiff dough that will beng at the waist. Lie flat on the floor and roll into @ marble the size of a walnut, Hop to a stand in boiling water, bout do not boil into a gallop afterwards. In ten minutes remove and dry with a dry towel. Breathe naturally and dress in warm flannels Jand serve with fish soup! "By M. Harding, in the Overseas Monthly Mag.
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Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.