"Wuat's the latest news?" asked a woman of her neighbour, "Nothing much doing," said the other; "but our grocer has started turning-his sixpenny labels upside down, Can't Take It a Tue inquisitive young man had been asking the old sailor several questions, and to finish up, asked: "How is it that the' tide is higher this week than last?"
"Oh," he replied, "they're sinking' so many of them U-boats that the overflow won't take Tin Hat Tale THe A.F.S, worker was trying on tin hats, but couldn't get one to fit him, "What is your size?" he was asked, Seven and a quarter."
"It's not a tin hat you want, said his chief, "but an air raid shelter,"
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