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"Turning off the radio."
"Girls, is it true that too much water made ry a bald man? imining in his toupee."
This cute little trick tells about the absent-minded professor who ate his newspaper and read a bowl of alphabet soup.
Matron (at the counter): I suspect that you're giving me awfully short weight for my money!
Grocer: Well I'm positive you're giving me an awfully long wait for mine.
The stage door Johnnie accosted the chorine and smiled, "May I present myself? My name is Smith." The chorine huffed away with "Huh, I'll bet you tell that to all the girls."
Real Estate Agent: Im taking you to see a house that is just what you want.
Client: Don't forget it has to be a five minute walk from the station!
Real Estate Agent: All right—let's run.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.