The Archive · 1941

Press Howlers

Turs sort of thing goes on all over the country:

Manchester "Evening News": "On each storey of the shelter there will be eight births."

"Herald and Express": "A carter in the roadway was about 30 feet wife."

Yorkshire Post":

Redditch "Indicator": man were carried out by Mr. W. B."

"Evening Citizen": "They were not sacked. They designed."

Bristol "Evening Post": "She strained her eyes: to listen for the sound of planes,"

Consett "Guardian:" "The bride is a School teacher and the bridegroom is sewing in the RAF."

About Love dr a man swallows a girl's line he'll have to cough up.

If a girlls wise shell hitch her wagon to a man who works like a horse.

And things look blackest to a man when he's inside a married; woman's closet.

Many a girl has been put on the shelf because she wanted men to look up to her.

"What would a diamond bracelet make you feel like doing, Tootsie?"

"Sitting round all day looking at my wrist."

He: And do you think love is blind? "She: How can it be when so many people make spectacles of themselves?

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