Eskimo girls are so cold they have Arctic Circles under their eyes.
Yov gotra give em credit: An Eskimo is the only one who can be married one day 3 and have a good sized family before the end of the next day.
"THE cold in the Arcti was so intense that we couldn't pat our dogs.
"Why not?"
"Their tails were frozen so stiff that they broke off if they wagged them."
Sie ut-ets in this paper that the Eskimos use fishhooks for money.
He: Gee! It must be tough on their wives getting fishhooks out of hubby's pocket while he's asleep.
She: Oh, well the nights are six months long up there, dear.
A CERTAIN explorer made the assertion that the Eskimo population is rapidly becoming Americanized through Alaskan influence.
"They've even cut holes in the tops of all their igloos." he added.
"How come and what for?" asked a friend.
"So they can stand up when they hear The Star Spangled Banner."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.