"I coutpn'r talk above a whisper when I called on my girl last night."
"Because you were a little hoarse?"
"No, because her father's as big as one."
Third Finger Fmsr Chorine: I have good reasons to believe that your fiance is going to give you a diamond engagement ring this evening.
Second Chorine: Well, is that any skin off your nose?
First Chorine: No, but it took a lot off my finger giving it back to him.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.