"HANDSOME, will y comes time to write "Of course, baby. You get 50-50 He: When I married you I was under the impression that it was a 50-50 proposition.
She: It was. You were half drunk and I was only half sober.
Not Afraid "Stay away from my girl friend if you want to keep your health."
"Aw, you can't scare me. She hasn't wrecked your health any Deep Stuff "My wife and I won't quarrel about my Safety First "WwATs making you look so angry?"
"Nothing much. I cut myself with a safety razor, burnt myself with a safety match, and almost got run over reading a safety first notice."
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